So, remember how I was so excited because I found the "lazy" way of posting a blog by sending an email from hotmail account. Well, I just sent what I thought was an awesome blog (O, thanks be the muse of blogs) but it is not posting. And it was also a political one, which is something kind of risky since some of my friends and family are a little conservative. I don't want to offend anyone. But at the same time, I want this awesome blog sent to my by the muse herself to be posted. Crammit!
Here's the plan now:
I will re-write my legendary and mythical blog the best I can. When and if ever it does get posted, I will delete this one. Sounds good, eh?
(I just opened up a new window to see, just to see, if it has been posted yet and alas, not yet!! Now, onto the re-creation!)
So, you must check out this website (www.commondreams.org) if you haven't already or if you ever watch Fox, CNN, or any network news for that matter. Why? Because your eyes, ears and mind have been saturated with filtrated propaganda supporting only one side of just about every issue. Commondreams helps to alleviate this problem by publishing a-little-left-of-the-side articles published in very few or just one newspapers around the globe. These articles raise very important issues and questions FOX news would never, ever dream of reporting. If you don't believe me, then check out last month's issue of Harper's magazine where they published numerous memos from Fox's head honcho to its publishers. I own it if you want to borrow it.
Below I am pasting a copy of an article I read today. First, I shall preface it with a little disclaimer. I am a Christian. As a Christian, I believe what the Bush administration is doing is wrong. Many believe that to be a Christian means rallying behind the president no matter what. I think that is dangerous. Dangerous not only politically but also spiritually. The article, from Bush's point of view, takes and expands on the Beatitudes, one of Jesus' teachings and twists them to Bush's actions since he has been in office....enjoy.
Published on Sunday, October 10, 2004 by the Charleston Gazette (West Virginia)
Gospel of George Bush
by Denise Giardina
AND HE TAUGHT them, saying:
1. Blessed are the rich, for they have more than they need and still they take with such joy.
2. Blessed are those who mourn, for their numbers shall multiply.
3. Blessed are the meek, especially the liberals, for they will not stand up to me.
4. Blessed are those who hunger for righteousness, for they may wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills the fastest.
5. Blessed are those who are not merciful, for they shall laugh upon those without health insurance.
6. Blessed are the pure in ideology, for they shall promote religious fascism.
7. Blessed are the warmongers, for they shall control the world’s resources.
8. Blessed are those who persecute, for they shall trample upon the First Amendment.
9. Blessed are you when you are an abject failure, yet people still think you’re doing a fine job.
10. Blessed are you when you base your policies upon a fundamentalist interpretation of scripture. You violate the consciences of millions of Americans. But they’re going to Hell anyway.
11. Blessed are the undecided and those who don’t vote, for you allow me to get away with murder.
12. Blessed are the Americans, for God loves us better than anyone else.
13. Jesus said, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” But I tell you, do unto others before they do unto you. And be sure to use cluster bombs.
14. If you are offering your gift at the altar, and then remember that your brother has something against you, have your friends run as many untruthful TV ads as they can. And do not fear to lie, for if you do it often enough, you shall be believed.
15. And if anyone oppose you, yea even if they wear an insulting T-shirt, shake the dust of your shoes in their face, have them arrested, fire them from their job and confine them in a pen called a free speech zone where they may enjoy their freedom in security. Also make certain your friends in the TV media ignore their point of view.
16. Jesus said, “But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” But I say that is ridiculous, for it means I’m as bad as those awful homosexuals. Jesus didn’t say anything about them. Perhaps that’s a gap in the record, like my National Guard service.
17. Jesus said if anyone would sue you and take your coat, let him have your cloak as well. But I say to you, tell the lazy bum to get three minimum wage jobs. That’s why we have three shifts.
18. Lay up your treasures on earth, for if you have a lot, you will be eligible for a big tax cut. And I shall let you keep your money for your own benefit, not give it to a bunch of stupid old people on Social Security. I may even figure out a way you can take your treasure to heaven with you, if Dick Cheney tells me what it is.
19. Jesus said, “Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.” (Do you ever wonder if Jesus was smoking some of that stuff I got hold of back in the ’70s?) But I say, “Bring ’em on!” Bring on all the Arabs and the U.N. and the cowardly French and Germans and Russians and the Canadians and the wimpy liberals and even the New York Yankees! Who cares if they hate us as long as they fear us! Veni, vidi, vici! (Bet you didn’t think I know Latin.)
20. You, therefore, must be perfect, as I am perfect. As I said in a recent press conference, I can’t think of a single mistake I’ve made. And I thank my Father, who makes sure that no matter what I do, I get away with it.
Denise Giardina (denise.giardina@verizon.net) is a Charleston novelist.
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